Clash of Clans and Why I'm better at Life than the Chompster

I began playing this game called Clash of Clans recently. It's very addicting and fun. However, there are very annoying people on that game like the infamous Chompster. His clan is trash compared to mine. A wet cardboard box has better defenses than his village's defense. His offense is terrible. My little kitten can raid villages better than his barbarians. My village is trudging along right now. I am currently upgrading my town hall and gold storage. If you want my awesome village in your clan, send me a request at The Sauciest. I will probably accept it.